One day a person named Bob was masturbating to some porn when he heard a knock on the door, he cleaned up his mess and went to answer the door to see nothing there then he noticed at his feet a disk and a note from his good friend Jimmy that he hasn't see in a while, It read:
''Tom, I can't take it anymore I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping You'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, if you don't destroy this CD He'll come after you too he's too fast for me. [MULTIPLE DOTS] Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.''
''Destroy the disc and you'll destroy him, but do it quickly otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it, PLEASE.''
''- Kyle''